Aging slowly but surely you reach the point where life has very limited secrets to you and if you were given a chance, you could solve all the world problems including your own.
I sincerely believe you could do so after all you are on the top of the food chain and Joe Shmo is much dumber that you.
Middle East crisis? – Peanuts.Give the Israelis as much land as they want and make Palestinians become the house boys.
Hunger dominating the third world? – We know how to make them rich and prosperous, ask the other nations to feed them..
Diseases that kill millions? – Our chemical medicine manufacturers could handle it if the other countries comply with the point above.
Nuclear threat? Give them all a nuke and see what happens. They will stop being a threat.
AIDS and HIV? – Just put all the homosexuals in concentration camps and you know it will solve the problem.
Overpopulation in The world? – Condoms for everybody, small for boys and large for men.
Islam? – Don’t we have enough drones and all the brave remote pilots in Maryland to kill them all?
Religion? – Everybody join the Southern Baptist church and one day we and all the Israelis go to heaven, as taught by Judeo-Christian Bible that has a prescription for everything.
Transportation? – We know that “beam me up Scotty” is just around the corner. No problem,
Unemployment? – We can make those unemployed Americans pick the strawberries instead of the illegal Mexicans for $2.50 an hour. No Social Security or any other freebies.
Illegal Mexicans? – We knew how to handle the Indians, use the same methods.
Economy? – If you invest in these wonderful US banks all the money you can be sure they will never let you down or bankrupt.
Schools? – We’ve spent already too much money on these little brats, so cut the school’s budget and make bigger classes, just about a hundred kids per class and fire most of the teachers and send them to pick the strawberries,
Congress? – Elect only the God fearing senators and congressmen, preferably from the Tea party, that will teach this usurper president who is the boss.
White House? – Deport this foreigner back to Africa and elect Sara Palin.
Abortion? – We should never ever try to abort, even if the little bastard is a product of an incestual rape. He certainly will be proficient in playing the banjo, just like in “Deliverance”movie.
Pollution? – What pollution, we ain’t got any.
Global Warming? – What is the problem; we will use less fuel to heat our homes. If it gets too warm, then sinners – think how hot it might be in hell and start repenting.
Stem Cell Research? – The scientists do nothing but trying to play The Lord, Go to hell.
Prison overcrowding? – What happened to the old sparky? Hmmm.
National Health Care? – Go to the Baptist church and let the preacher lay his hands on the stupid heads. All these imaginary sicknesses are from violating God’s laws.
Drug problem? – Let them have it from the drug stores laced with poison, it will also help overpopulation and cut the gangs down.
So, now Sara can run for the new president in 2012 and I leave the country forever.
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